Equation for a shitty weekend: (exercise at home) - (proper orthotic footwear) + (startling stimulus) + (excessive force^overcorrection of stance/clumsy footing) = (three hours of intense pain in RUH emergency room waiting to get X-rays)*: yielding (wild cognition/sensation /lucidity distorting pain killers) + (hobbling around with a cane) = (stranded back home, immobile) + (mind on the crazy train, destination: a long ride to Screwyville)**
Screwyville is not the place where one's mind should be while trying to make decisions about buying a vehicle, but nonetheless, I'm doing it, as I explore online shopping sites. I better watch out, or my next vehicle might be something akin to that of what clowns drive around in a circus ring.
*- Thankfully, nothing is broken, most likely plantar fasciitis (hopefully no tissue/ligament damage), but if it affects my mobility it is considered a serious injury.
**- Let's not forget to include even more snow coming down today, just to make getting around with a flippin' cane even more challenging and treacherous.
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