Sure, this virus can be potential fatal, for a select, vulnerable, cross-section of the population; just like the flu always was, is, and most likely continue to be. Last season, influenza killed more people worldwide than Covid-19 currently has now, a disease which is now on the decline according to some reports. However, for the flu, no one went crazy then and cleared out all the shelves in grocery shops. The thing that bothers me most about it is the absurd amount of hype, the fearmongering, and irrational panicking, because it is so novel as a disease; not as well-established historically as the flu is. The same way that terrorist attacks are over-reported when there are a relatively small number of casualties compared to the other types of tragic mortalities happening in the world that are set in a less dramatic framework. I'm grateful that this nation isn't yet so inundated with active cases compared to some others. We may not be much better as a population here in Canada in avoiding a full-blown epidemic, but we at least have a government that is more willing to put aside partisan issues to face this thing, who are more willing to listen to medical science, and are willing to work on the problem more rationally. We at least had a bill passed to secure the first stages of getting universal Pharmacare in place before this before parliament recessed in response to this outbreak. As far as this government's response, I'm at least thankful that we can perhaps respond better to all this because we don't have an Antichrist to science, like the Americans have who is leading their political shit show. I'm proud to say that Canadian researchers have been amongst the first to get successful steps for vaccine development for this thing. I’m not getting fearful or panicky, but I’m not going to be so stupid as to slough off prudence either. Given what I got to deal with, prudence demands that I have to self-isolate for a while as a precaution. I’m over the hump of it now, and I have been getting increasingly better. As much as I feel that that I’m getting touched in the head with some boredom, and feel that this is ultimately may be a squandering of my accumulated sick time, I’ll play the game right, and at least have a clearer conscience for doing so. Decongestants, drinking hot fluids, and some extra sleep have helped the most.
With all the extra time off, the mind tends to wander to far away strange places, in lieu of not allowing my physical self to veer far from home. My self-isolation phases into Pi (π) Day. I slapped down some random thoughts and observations to entertain myself mathematically whilst I’m here alone, doing my part to flatten the curve. In honour of this day, and since I’m stuck inside and have SFA else to do, I decided to apply pi (π) in a practical manner with respect to this latest pandemic.
· They say now that generally the minimal safe
zone for oneself out in public, to avoid contracting this new pestilence, is about
a two-metre radius. With π in the equation, that means that there is a personal
space circle around you that is about 12.6 m2 of circular area
around you that is your buffer zone. I have an easier, less abstract, and more
convenient and discreet method of measuring to use for keeping people at their
distance away from me. It is called a dog on a leash. The full extension of my
dog’s leash is two metres long. I’m safer from everyone, as they are them from me, if
they are beyond the range of the dog’s nose while I’m walking her.
· The hoarding behaviour people are resorting to
is ridiculous and getting out of hand. Over-supplying for yourself means
under-supplying for everyone else of critical needs. You don’t have to be a
Game Theory mathematician to figure this out. The real notable idiocy happening
now being the hoarding of toilet paper. If you are guilty of doing this, here’s
an equation (simplified)1 with a practical use of π that
might help you smarten up a bit: N (1 – (πR12
/πR02))/
[Δt]
= S. With N being the number of squares in fresh new roll of toilet paper (usually
listed on the package, you shouldn’t have to count), R0 being the initial
measured radius before usage, R1 being the final radius measurement of
your TP roll and Δt being the increment of time (let’s just call it a day) between
initial and final radius measurement of the roll. That’s it! You’ve just
computed your actual toilet paper consumption in squares of toilet paper per
day in your household (S). Calculating S/N(14) equals the number of rolls of
toilet paper you’ll likely be using for a 14 day quarantine period (Q). Subtract Q
from all the surplus rolls of toilet you have bought and have in extra stock: E for excess. Divide that difference by Q: (E-Q)/Q =A. Assuming that you are within the realm of average
as everyone else in terms of bathroom usage, that final quotient (A) then is
roughly the number of people you’ve basically deprived of toilet paper, screwing
them over and pissing them off with your irrational panic-driven stupidity for the 14 day
quarantine period. The higher the number, the higher the likelihood that you
are indeed a stupid prick with absolutely no sense of practical rationing, nor any
concern for your fellow citizens. If you’ve hoarded toilet paper during this
time, congratulations! Through π, you now have been assigned an
ascending ranking numerical value of how much of an asshole (A) you are by creating
more chaos and crisis by doing so. It somehow comforts me to know that there
are quantifiable numbers with which to calibrate and apply to people on specific
degrees of stupidity they exhibit instead of just using a fuzzy vague judgement
or a glib opinion. Please note that if you are using more than one roll of
toilet paper per day for yourself, you probably got a more serious problem
going on than risking contracting Covid-19. If your number is negative, you do indeed
have a shortage problem, and I’d then suggest that you definitely lay off the
spicy food for the next while!
· I can’t help but to notice that the shape and
form of the Corona virus itself is a testament to the geometrical intricacies of
π.
If there were vertices attached to the outer protruding crown ends of the viral
body, it would very much take the shape of a geodesic sphere, a structure intensively
governed by the ratios of π. If it weren’t so
potentially deadly I’d find it rather beautiful in its unique sort of symmetry.
· The number π is also used for studying population
dynamics in various ways, used in weird and wild esoteric equations which I don’t
have all day to study or explain here. It’s a constant in the bell shaped curve in statistics. No doubt it is now being used intensively to
track the spread, and to factor in environmental conditions that prevent it
from spreading. I would be interested in knowing if it could be useful in
predicting any correlation between the likelihood of increased disease presence
in a sample population where there are overt instances of hoarding behaviour in
a particular sector. I would like to think that there would be a divine justice
in store for those who are overly competitive and less cooperative.
If being penned up inside alone with nothing to do but clean my place, ration my foodstuffs to avoid shopping, binge watch TV, read, play music, catch up on TED talks, tile together jigsaw puzzles, and play with equations involving transcendental numbers for entertainment's sake and writing about it all is the worst it gets for me through this phase of clearing myself of pathogens, I'll consider myself lucky and be thankful for it, and use the time to work on myself for a change.
1 When determining the usable circular area cross-section
area of a roll of toilet paper, you have to account for the interior hollow circle
of the subtracted from the area of the usable part of the roll, radius dimension
for that designated “r”. Thus, πR02 – πr2
is the true cross-section of material area of the initial whole roll, and πR12
- πr2
for the final measurement of the day. Conveniently, in the division, - πr2
cancels out for simplicity. The equation is then converted to represent
for proportional relation of a unit roll of toilet paper. I recommend measuring in centimetres,
decimalized metric is easier to calculate and more precise. A square of toilet paper is
roughly 10 cm x 10 cm if you want to test yourself with volume formulas. You’re
on your own if you want to figure out your consumption per use by cm2.
I can’t say that I’m that bloody curious as to know that myself.